We are the reckless, we are the wild youth.

heartcarabiner:

first day at the weird vibes factory . i’m getting promoted

archbudzar:

i dont understand

lifebecomingalandslide:

☆ glamour twins ☆

evilsexy:

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

larvitarr:

winslowat3am:

Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!

im on it

sexwithstilinskiandhale:

anzelsilver:

never gonna watch the teen wolf movie but what i have gathered is this:

jeff davis created another stiles in the character of eli, derek’s son, as like, some sort of jab at the sterek fandom and instead of being offended, sterek fandom collectively took that as evidence that 1. mpreg is canon and 2. stiles gave birth to derek’s kid

astounding writing as always, jd, absolutely wonderful self burn

Originally posted by bitch-goblin

hypermania:

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#here’s how mpreg can still win

betthearm:

that-is-not-milk:

charlesoberonn:

pyromania2014:

handoverthehands:

lovemedonlothario:

ethnostates:

charlesoberonn:

prussianmaple:

nacho-lucky-day-buddy:

fantasticfables:

fantasticfables:

nacho-lucky-day-buddy:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

Umm….

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

this one

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

what happened on this post

Nothing. This is normal for tumblr

knightsintodreams:

theincorrectavengers:

simonalkenmayer:

tiktokstowatch:

…

No…

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

She… she does

godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with “yeah, i’m just pissed off” and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

stopframevevo:

stopframevevo:

My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california